Daily Archives: January 8, 2016

Laughter, the Best Medicine


Laughter, the Best Medicine

 

Young people have their texting codes but now, thanks to AARP, seniors can have their own.

Check them out. 

ATD – At the Doctor’s

 BFF – Best Friends Funeral

 BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

 BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

 CBM – Covered by Medicare

 DWI – Driving While Incontinent

 FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

 * GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 GHA – Got Heartburn Again

 HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

 * LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

 LOL – Living on Lipitor

 OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 TOT – Texting on Toilet

 WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

 Hope these help you make sense of some of the texts you get.
GGLKI
 (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)