A Doctor’s Answer to an Age Old Question…



A DOCTOR’S ANSWER TO AN AGE OLD QUESTION:
GUTS OR BALLS?

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.  We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say, “You’re next, Chubby.”

I trust this clears up any confusion.  Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.


 

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